pornOS: a miserable Linux distro (holy porn, cum fs, linux-very-hardened)

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+1. Package manager = porn, porn is a hybrid package manager feuturing both compiling and binarys, it uses the porn package format to compile/install package managers and there has to be a opsec package
+2. has to be installed in TUI, has to have a fastfetch logo which is the pornhub logo turned into ascii
+3. needs to be miserable to use, and have a working ISO, with install script, use a custom init called porn
+4. it doesnt use glibc or Musl, it use pornlibc, which is a custom glibc alternative
+5. it needs to be lightweight
+6. it has to be very porn
+7. every time you press ctrl + p, it opens a thing called porncli or if your in a GUI, it opens pornGUI which is just opening your browser with the pornhub page
+8. every 20 minutes, it will play the song Misery by pupsies
+9. this will make a miserable working operating system
+10. also has to use a custom kernel based on linux-hardened but uses bore and is called linux-very-hardened, and it also has to be genuine ass, and use a thing called xvideos instead of sudo