pornOS: a miserable Linux distro (holy porn, cum fs, linux-very-hardened)

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+# Holy Porn test file
+husl
+  porn x = 6
+  porn y = 9
+  porn sum = creampie(x, y)
+  sexy("6 + 9 = " + sum)
+
+  porn product = gangbang(x, y)
+  sexy("6 * 9 = " + product)
+
+  porn diff = cuckold(100, 30)
+  sexy("100 - 30 = " + diff)
+
+  porn result = smut(10, 2)
+  sexy("10 / 2 = " + result)
+
+  erect sum == 15: {
+    sexy("addition works. NICE.")
+  } limp: {
+    sexy("addition is broken. the system is miserable.")
+  }
+
+  sexy("random naughty number: ")
+  sexy(naughty())
+
+  wet i 3: {
+    sexy("loop iteration " + i)
+  }
+
+  naked greet(times): {
+    wet j times: {
+      sexy("hello from holy porn! iteration " + j)
+    }
+  }
+
+  greet(2)
+
+  sexy("prostate status: " + prostate())
+bonk