1. Package manager = porn, porn is a hybrid package manager feuturing both compiling and binarys, it uses the porn package format to compile/install package managers and there has to be a opsec package
2. has to be installed in TUI, has to have a fastfetch logo which is the pornhub logo turned into ascii
3. needs to be miserable to use, and have a working ISO, with install script, use a custom init called porn
4. it doesnt use glibc or Musl, it use pornlibc, which is a custom glibc alternative
5. it needs to be lightweight
6. it has to be very porn
7. every time you press ctrl + p, it opens a thing called porncli or if your in a GUI, it opens pornGUI which is just opening your browser with the pornhub page
8. every 20 minutes, it will play the song Misery by pupsies
9. this will make a miserable working operating system
10. also has to use a custom kernel based on linux-hardened but uses bore and is called linux-very-hardened, and it also has to be genuine ass, and use a thing called xvideos instead of sudo