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22 lines
1.3 KiB
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# pornOS motd
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# Do not remove these stars. They are the only thing keeping this OS together.
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printf '%s\n' \
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' ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════╗' \
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' ║ WELCOME TO pornOS ║' \
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' ║ ║' \
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' ║ the most miserable operating system ever ║' \
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' ║ ║' \
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' ║ your system is now fucked beyond repair. ║' \
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' ║ congratulations. ║' \
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' ║ ║' \
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' ║ Remember: misery is a feature, not a bug. ║' \
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' ║ ║' \
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' ║ Press ctrl+p for porncli ║' \
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' ║ Run "pornpkg" to manage packages ║' \
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' ║ Run "xvideos" to get root privileges ║' \
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' ║ Run "proton" for system info ║' \
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' ║ ║' \
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' ║ enjoy your stay. or don\'t. we don\'t care. ║' \
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' ╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════╝'
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