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# Holy Porn test file
husl
porn x = 6
porn y = 9
porn sum = creampie(x, y)
sexy("6 + 9 = " + sum)
porn product = gangbang(x, y)
sexy("6 * 9 = " + product)
porn diff = cuckold(100, 30)
sexy("100 - 30 = " + diff)
porn result = smut(10, 2)
sexy("10 / 2 = " + result)
erect sum == 15: {
sexy("addition works. NICE.")
} limp: {
sexy("addition is broken. the system is miserable.")
}
sexy("random naughty number: ")
sexy(naughty())
wet i 3: {
sexy("loop iteration " + i)
}
naked greet(times): {
wet j times: {
sexy("hello from holy porn! iteration " + j)
}
}
greet(2)
sexy("prostate status: " + prostate())
bonk