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11 lines
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1. Package manager = porn, porn is a hybrid package manager feuturing both compiling and binarys, it uses the porn package format to compile/install package managers and there has to be a opsec package
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2. has to be installed in TUI, has to have a fastfetch logo which is the pornhub logo turned into ascii
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3. needs to be miserable to use, and have a working ISO, with install script, use a custom init called porn
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4. it doesnt use glibc or Musl, it use pornlibc, which is a custom glibc alternative
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5. it needs to be lightweight
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6. it has to be very porn
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7. every time you press ctrl + p, it opens a thing called porncli or if your in a GUI, it opens pornGUI which is just opening your browser with the pornhub page
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8. every 20 minutes, it will play the song Misery by pupsies
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9. this will make a miserable working operating system
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10. also has to use a custom kernel based on linux-hardened but uses bore and is called linux-very-hardened, and it also has to be genuine ass, and use a thing called xvideos instead of sudo
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